Welcome to the cafe! Bring your favourite coffee, pull up a seat, and sit with me for a little while.
We’ll spare a few minutes from our busy day at work, school, uni, and just talk…
1, BE POLITE
2, RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE AND THEIR BELIEFS
3, KEEP IT KINDA CLEAN
4, TALK AND MAKE VIRTUAL FRIENDS
**THREAD APPLICATION FORM** (Puts on reading glasses to make it all seem legit and professional)
DISCLAIMER : We are strange. We are pervs
WARNING: I AM A WEIRDO, AND …a perv.
I would love you to be friends with people in this thread, but some of us are strange.
Now! For an Interview! And some free publicity for you…
(Puts on reading glasses to look official again)
Are you an author? If so, what genre do you write?
Do you like cherries?
Do you like coffee?
Where do you live? (Country)
And finally, will you be nice to everyone here?
**ANOTHER DISCLAIMER I AM FORCED TO MAKE - ABOUT DATING ON THIS PLATFORM**
By the way, I need to make an announcement.
I feel I must announce that I am not on this platform for dating, I’m on dating apps for that, to try.and snag a partner in life like everyone else…with varying degrees of success.
On this platform and its accompanying app, I am here as an author and fellow weirdo and degenerate and pusher of the avant-garde.
This platform is an outlet for my creativity only. I am a giant perv, but it’s not helping my myriad hypersexuality and burgeoning alcoholism, which I am currently struggling with.
The REASON behind this is that if something were to go wrong, then I would have drama on a site i use to relax on.