Angel v Devil switch off.

This is a game where you first say whether you are an angel or demon. If you go first, you’re an angel, and you introduce us to a character. The second person is the demon, and they have something bad happen. Then an angel makes it better.

Example

First person:
Angel

Bob had a construction company, and a massive order for a mansion comes in, where he’ll get a lot of money if they do it.

Second person:
Devil

His construction company accepted the offer, but the construction was ruined, and the entire thing fell down, leaving him without money and unable to start another construction effort.

Third person:
Angel

Bob found out that the construction was ruined because the payer sabotaged it since a different company was offering to pay less. He sued, and was given a lot of money, giving him plenty of resources for later.

Hi there, Devil GlitchandGlitz here to ruin everything~

Bob got cocky and decided to spend it all on a dog race. He lost and lost everything.

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Angel

While sitting on the sidewalk, Bob found a winning, unsigned lottery ticket and cashed it in.

Devil

The true owner of the lottery ticket caught sight of their ticket and started screaming at Bob.

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Angel

Bob started dancing to distract the real owner. when she was confused Bob ran away with his 500,000 pound prize money

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Devil

The real owner’s significant other happened to hear her scream about the lottery ticket and trips Bob, causing him to fall and spill his money everywhere. People passing by, including the significant other, grab as much as they can and run, leaving Bob with nothing.

Angel

Because of this traumatising moment, (everyone stepped all over him) Bob wrote a book about how greedy society has become, and it makes him famous…

he goes on talk shows all the time and now he’s a multi billionaire. as a side job he owns a construction business

Demon

His construction business is in debt and hes fined for violating safety regulations. His wealth dwindles and soon, between the court cades and the faoiiling business, he is dirt poor.

Angel

He goes to the bar and gets very drunk, because he’s depressed. There he meets a beautiful lady who was inspired by his journey to fame. It was love at first sight.

(don’t you DARE kill her off)

Demon:

The lady is a lesbian and not into him.

[Didnt kill her off like u said lol ]

Angel:

Bob gets sad, but then becomes stronger and finds his own woman. They have children and two kids, Gertrude and Gertie.

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Devil

Gertrude and Gertie grow up to be really disobedient. Gertrude sneaks out to go to parties almost every night only to go back home high and hungover. Gertie doesn’t bother trying in school and drops out.

Angel

Bob has a heart attack in shock of how terrible his kids have become so terrible, when his kids find out its because of them, they fix themselves up and try to be better for Bob.

fast forward 7 years, both Gertie and Gertrude are famous CEO’s of buisnesses

Demon:

Gertrude and gertie assault a nosy reporter. This creates a controversy around their family name and their reputation takes a dive…

Angel

Bob decides it’s best if they move into a cabin deep into the woods. Once the whole family is there, they realize how much happier they are living simple lives.

Devil

They have a pigeon problem at their cabin… The pigeons take so many sh*ts outside that they can’t leave the house, like its many inches thick.

The family are almost out of food, and the smell makes them all but Bob so ill that they can’t get up from bed.

your move

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Oooohhhh is that a challenge? :smirk:

Angel

Since Bob is the only one that can move, he manages to tame an elite team of pigeons that attack all the other pigeons, so they don’t make a mess at their cabin anymore. These pigeons also know not to do their business anywhere near the cabin anymore. He cleans up all the sh*t, and his family now feels better and can move.

Oh, and Bob taught himself and his family how to hunt and set up traps, so they have plenty of food.

Boom. Your turn.

BRING. IT. ON.

Devil

Our man Bob hears that a huge herd of deer are coming their way, so he sets up hundreds of traps around their cabin in order to catch a few to eat. However, Gertrude and Gertie, although they eat meat, are against the mass murder of deer. They fall out with Bob, and he eventually goes out to dismantle some of the traps.

The problem is, he forgot where some of them are, and gets caught in a net trap that’s impossible to escape from. Bob looks around, and realises that the rest of his family had already been caught in the nets too, they went out earlier to try to fix the problem.

The deer are coming… Bob and his family don’t have much time before they get trampled and killed by the deer. bum bum buummmmm

beat that

OH I WILL!

Angel

The elite team of pigeons that Bob trained swoop in to save the day. There are enough of them to lift the net and the entire family. They bring them to safety at their cabin where Bob can reach a knife to cut the net, freeing the family. The near death experience allows Gertrude and Gertie to make up with Bob, and they’re all on good terms now. As for the deer, some traps are still left over, so he catches a few and they have enough to eat for at least a few weeks.

Let’s see what you got.

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Now I’m going HARD CORE

The elite pigeons all found a huge pile of white grainy stuff, and they eat all of it… Turns out, the white stuff was cocaine. The pigeons go ballistic, and attack Bob and his family. They pull off whole chunks of hair, bite off whole fingers, and scratch across their faces.

Bob shoots all of the pigeons eventually, but not before they claw Bobs wife to death.

Bob and his kids are now ugly, poor and severely deppressed