Time to unleash the power of my inner weeb (lol jk)
Pfft, oh it’s either true or not. (Also you should comment in the chat thread than here.)
Oops heading there now
(Not sure if I should post this on the chat thread or not, so I’ll just post it here)
We can get some really cheesy anime cliche for the lulz
For example we can mix these tropes:
New transfer student at school
MC is secretly super OP
MC is building harem without knowing
Neko (and such kemonomimi)
MC suddenly gain new power
THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
Since majority picked me doing two stories in this thread (sorry for the confusion as I see that I messed up a bit…), the Cliche story we’re about to do is The Chosen One and since there was a tie I’m the tiebreaker (for now. Will ask in the chats later) sooo Anime!
Thank you for voting and participating this game. Let’s start now…
Chosen One: Once upon a time…
- No! No more Once upon a time!
- Yes, go on. What happens next?
- Raises hands and ask questions like a little kids
Anime!: You’re a normal, ORDINARY, new high school student because you and your family moved into a new city. The sound of the sweet alarm clock woke you up as it’s a brand new day.
Your eyes were wide, veins popping out in shock as you’re late on your first day! After a quick shower and dressed in your uniform, you rushed downstairs like Sonic and without giving a simple ‘good morning’ to your parents, you only grabbed and put the toast in your mouth and head outside.
Oh no, I’m lateu! You thought. Now I will get bad marks from sensei and minna (meaning ‘everyone’ in Japanese) will pick on me and I won’t experience doki doki from my future waifu/husbando!
What the f- Nevermind!
Reaching the crosswalk which is the halfway point to school, the walking signal was red. There was no pedestrians in sight except a person who came rushing in a hurry. Leading to danger or an immediate death by your stupid carelessness, you dropped your toast in the middle of the street and since to you it’s more important THAN YOUR LIFE, you gasped and dusted off your bread.
‘Oh no, breadu, are you okay?!’
Suddenly, a truck was coming and the driver couldn’t swerve or put the full brakes in time. Body freezing, your head had a lot of thoughts and all of them were full of questions. Maybe because you weren’t early that gave you bad luck? Maybe you didn’t say your morning greetings to your folks and other people you’ve passed by? Or maybe because of your dumb weeaboo speech that someone wants to kill you-
Coming close, you…
- Got rescued by someone
- Stop the truck yourself 'cause turns out you either have secret powers or someone is inside you
- Get hit by a truck and restart the game (wait, you’re living in a video game world?)
- Get hit by a truck and died but doesn’t mean it’s the end as the story continues on but might be a paranormal type anime story
Chosen One: Settle down, I haven’t even started the story! Sheesh! Would you please let me continue and whoever is in the back, I can see you you know!
ONCE. UPON. A. TIME. (Watches the audience before continuing) There was a village named Non Savior: home of the unlucky ones and the not chosen ones where you’re a laughingstock to the other lands! (For a small village, they sure have a long name )
The place was filled with poor peasants, malnourished livestock but fresh veggies and plants along with good water-even though the soil is rough and bad, I don’t get how they’re fresh and edible-and what’s a land without it’s monarch! Oh, and also Starblocks (can’t say Starbucks for copyright purpose), a good expensive cup of coffee in the worst time of your day!
You are a citizen of this cruddy ‘home’ for two years and you’ve been living your life as…
- Just a dirt poor peasant
- Starblocks employee (can I get discounts?)
- A high class job like the royal family’s guard or their hunter (or whatever you want. Comment in the Chat thread)
- Secret spy/assassin hired by a different kingdom
Anime!: In a flash, someone came swooping and rescued you. Both you and the truck are safe but the driver shouted profanity words that had to be censored before disappearing.
‘Are you alright?’ Your eyes was closed the whole time and when you slowly opened them, heart eyes had formed as the person who saved your life was a good looking masked boy. No, he’s not Tuxedo Mask and yes, I just ruined your childhood crush. This boy here is just a student from the same school you’re going to. How do I know? He only wore the mask but the rest of his outfit is the uniform, so it’s not really a secret.
The sad thing is, those heart eyes and these bubbles and sparkles and the sexy ‘ooooh, aaaah!’ in the background have blinded your vision and you hit your head too which I’m concern that you need to go to the hospital.
‘Hello?’ The masked boy put you down, waving your face. ‘Ooookkkk… Uh, so I got to go and maybe we might again, princess.’
He kissed your hand and you…
- Still have heart eyes and you’re blind (are you really ok? I think you really need to go to the hospital)
- Blush and not say anything
- Say your thanks and give him something in return (comment what kind of gift. Can be anything and I mean really, anything in the Chat thread)
- Gasp and your focus change to rushing to school on time (which we all know you’re already too late and dead anyway but I guess only I’m the one who knows)
(Those who are confused about the StarBucks, the Chat thread has the reason)
Chosen one: A Starblocks employee. Serving coffees and tasty treats fresh on the place! In a apron, you start sorting the foods on the table and filled each cups a hot steaming coffee.
Everyday, it starts with a long line of costumers ordering and leaving while you manage the money and the food. (How does these villagers have money anyway? Why did you never hire people to work for you? It’s not like there’s any rich people or higher class in this village and you’re not that fast so- You want me to shut up? Fine, fine.) By the time when the sun sets, you usually grab a spear, jab at them in a threatening manner (but you kind of killed some in the past by accident), and announce the closing.
For those two years, you despised your job so much that you wished coffee didn’t existed or known in the world (monster!).The obsession for adventure always occupied your mind. Seeking what the other towns are like, any dragons or creatures lurking as those storytellers told, bloods and stabs and tearing off skin and bones- Whoa, too far!
Sighing, you slapped your face as a wake up call. You asked yourself why even make this business in the first place and coffee instead of tea (or whatever drinks you loved). The answer was obvious, cowardice and money to pay off your living.
‘Oi! Is it open?!’ Someone behind the door yelled.
You grimaced at the voice but quickly put on a fake smile, spear in your hand, and opened the door, revealing a big crowd outside (wow, the coffee must be that good huh?). ‘Yes it is! Welcome to Starblocks!’
A roar of applause from the crowd just made your ears hurt but among the group, you notice some guys pushing and shoving at each other then more came to join which was alarming as it could mean a fight!
- Yelling loud at everyone ‘Shut up!’
- Run with spear in your hand and prevent the fight
- Stop them by killing (which may get you arrested or not)
- Join the men but make it into a mosh pit
Anime!: The kiss made you blush, stunned by the action that no words could form from your mouth.
‘See ya!’ The masked guy saluted and run off, ninja style, to the direction at the school where you’re suppose to be right now!
Who is that boy? Kawaii desu! It’s official, he is to be my husbando and no one can have him other than me or I will find a way to kill them!
Oookkayyyy, your thoughts went a full yandere mode for a moment which I can’t decide if this is going to a anime story or a yandere fanfic…
‘Oh, I forgot! Aish!’ You cursed in Korean (what?) and also run to the same direction where the masked boy went. After you FINALLY made it, the entrance gate was already barred meaning it was too late. Slumping down, jaw dropping as your soul left your body, you cried like a baby.
Waaaaaah! My life is over! Otou-san and Okaa-san will be disappointed in me! Baka, baka, baka!
You wailed more and began to roll around the street, giving up so easily that you never bother to search the backside of the school. Did you hear me? Backside of the school!
You kept crying and crying and crying and…
- And crying (endlessly)
- Paused and have a light bulb moment
- Someone interrupted because of your whining noise
- Suck it up and try to go over the gate
don’t call trans women traps. it’s very transphobic and bad
Traps are NOT the same as trans! People need to stop saying traps is transphobic. Many men would love to be traps but we are NOT trans and don’t want to be associated like that.
Why confused? It’s a simple fact.
Traps are not equal to trans! The two are entirely different.
People are keep saying traps is transphobic and that’s bad. Many femboys identified as traps and they’re upset that people keep comparing them to trans when they’re NOT trans.
define trap then
Please keep it civil and chat goes in Chat thread
Chosen one: Hate list number 2. You can’t stand the commotion or fights going at your business or home. The nights you tried to sleep, your neighbor’s bickering or…lovemaking forced you to stay awake, not even giving a spare minute chance of snoozing.
Gripping your spear, you charged through the crowd which they make way for you in order not to get killed. The shoving men saw and also break away from each other, avoiding the sharp blade.
‘Listen up!’ You said, head held high with your spear standing tall. ‘I don’t like a ruckus in front of me and if I see anyone, I repeat, ANYONE, start something then take it somewhere else or you’re forbidden to buy my coffee for life!’
- Laughed and put their fists up (this may get into a blood fight and possible deaths. If you want this choice then go ahead and click this)
- Continue their fight somewhere as you ordered
- Pretend to hug and make up (bromance! XD)
- Beg on their knees and plead for your forgiveness
Anime!: ‘What is going on?!’
Pausing and standing up straight, you was astounded that in front of you appeared a stern but beautiful lady that had sweet big boobs.
‘Adjhkjf8iedhsm!’ Your malfunctioning brain gave a bad impression to the lady.
‘Who are you young man/lady?’ She scanned you, head to toe, noticing the clothes you’re wearing. Hold up, is her boobs growing bigger? Maybe I need my eyes checked. ‘Hmmm, judging your uniform and not recognizing your face, you must be the new student I assume?’
You bowed. ‘Ni hao and hai! Are you my sensei, ajumma?’ Now you’re mixing up different languages?! The heck is wrong with you?!
‘Speak proper Japanese!’ The woman glared. Seriously, her boobs are growing bigger again and it’s not my eye problem! ‘I can’t understand what you’re saying but yes, I am your teacher here and seeing you’re very late, let’s go to the office shall we?’ Pulling your ear, you were getting dragged by your teacher which her boobs are the size of a big watermelon. Like what is this world!
‘First and last name, age, and tell exactly what you did wrong to earn a bad mark?’ Both you and the teacher-who has now giant yoga ball boobs-are at the teacher’s office, getting punished on your first day, congrats! You told everything to her with your head down in shame. ‘There’s no second chances Mister/Miss (insert your last name) and let that be a lesson.’
Unexpectedly, a huge explosion inside the building had you screamed in terror. Where did it come from? Who did it?
- The teacher’s boobs being popped
- From a classroom you don’t know
- Your head (why? I don’t know)
Chosen one: Laughing, sound of bunch of hyenas from the men irritated you. They pointed fingers, mock your words, and continued to laugh more, the crowd couldn’t resist and now you’re surrounded by loud jeers at you.
‘That’s cute,’ One of the men said as he wiped his tear. ‘But you know, you shouldn’t threaten your buyers like that or else.’
‘Or else what?’ You questioned coldly.
‘Or else you’re gonna regret it, little man/girl.’ The man put his fist up and so did the others. Some people was worried, knowing what happens next but most of the groups were excited and had enough of your past attack–and revenge for the murders you did (I know it was an accident but they don’t!).
‘We’ll see about that!’ Knees bent, you put your spear pointing at your opponents, predicting who’s first to come. One of the guy came forward with only his bare fist, aiming for your face. You dodged so easily and punch his belly with your free hand, the impact had the guy fall onto the ground. Your body may looked scrawny- Ok, lanky- No? Bony, gaunt? Alright, how about skinny?! Good? Ok!
Your body may looked skinny but no one should underestimate by one’s outer appearance. Thanks to your neighbors, you self trained every night through morning and also read books for knowledge which if this was a video game, your stats would’ve been great or at least no need to defeat level 1 slime over and over!
‘Come on! Who’s next?!’ You shouted. Everyone (including you) had adrenaline pumping in their blood. There was no main target now. Anyone who’s next to the person gets beaten or stabbed and even if the person’s a innocent bystander, sorry but you just fell into your doom
So much blood, bruises, small fires (don’t ask me how and why 'cause even I don’t know the answer to that), and er…guts spreading around the area that it had to be censored and blurred, Look, there’s even some dead bodies piling here and there and we’re just at the beginning of the story!
‘What in blazes is happening here?!’ A guard, the royal guard, along with his small troop was shocked then turn outraged after witnessing the scene. ‘Men, stop the fight at once!’
The guards complied to his orders. They jumped in and prevented the fight by knocking out some to unconscious, put their hands behind their backs or grab by the shirt and toss them in the chariot prison (100% sturdy metal!). While almost complete, you and the taunting guy was still in a one-on-one duel. The guy had multiple stab wounds all over his chest with some blood spilling out, yet, he’s strong (zombie?). You on the other hand is frightening. Your eyes was red but so was your body and head all covered in blood.
With the last of his strength, the zombie guy swing his fist and you…
- Give a final stab (but know that you choose this then you’re gonna get arrested and end up in jail)
- Give in and accept his attack
Anime!: ‘What now?’ Your teacher was starting to get annoyed by you.
‘Didn’t you hear-’ You didn’t finish your sentence as you realized the teacher’s boobs reverted back to normal. So does that mean the explosion from a few seconds ago was from her???
‘Mister/Miss (insert last name)! Why are you staring at my chest? Would you like to be expelled or do you like me to call the cops for sexual harassment?’
You shake your head and jumped out the room. ‘Gomenasai sensei! I promise it won’t happen again but only when you become my waifu.’
‘Excuse me, what did you say?’
‘Uh… Nothing!’ You quickly zoomed out in a blur, leaving your teacher confused.
As a new student, without a doubt, you’re lost in the directions. I would say to look up the map in the ‘Menu’ or follow the arrows that leads to your main objection but I don’t want to and you’re not listening to me are you.
Each door you open leads to the wrong room. So far it was empty, clubs, a seance room, a portal to unknown, restrooms, creepy basement, library with a ghost lurking… What did I just say???
You thought to go crybaby mode again for all hope was lost to you but then your ears perked up because there was a distant sound. You followed to it and the closer you reached, it was music. A god awful music. Who is playing this?!
Meeting the door, you looked up at the room sign and read Music.
‘Piece of junk!’
Someone must be inside the classroom which piqued your interest who the person was that made that sweet, beautiful melody- Are you high? No, for real are you really alright or are you on drugs?
You opened the door and the person was…
- A Emo kid
- A Loli(?)
- A troublemaker kid (maybe future Yakuza if you’re into that)
Chosen one: You dodged the guy’s fist, missing your pretty (and bloody) face. Note only you’ve been practicing attack moves but also defensive too, thus making you a strong and smart opponent.
The man growled but slumped down in defeat, not because of you but by blood loss. I mean he resisted but come on, he’s human not a zombie but I’m surprised he ain’t dead yet.
You came over to the man and a smirk brought up on your face, feeling victorious. Your head was planning to stab the guy (no, I’m not making you a murderous monster, pfft!) but as you caught your sight on the guard, you stopped yourself and just stood still.
‘Did you murder this man?’ The guard asked when he came towards you. You shook your head as response but the guard, though covered in a knight helmet, was incredulous. 'Really? ‘Cause the way I see is a bloody boy/girl with a weapon in his/her hand and standing on top of a corpse.’
‘Check his body, sir. He. Ain’t. Dead.’ You stressed the words.
The guard kneel down and turn over the injured guy’s body to the front. He inspected the wounds but more importantly checked the pulse and breathing. As I said before, I’m surprised he’s not dead. The man is greatly injured and needs medical attention but his pulse, though nonrhythmic, still stable.
‘Ok, I believe you. But…’
- ‘You’re going to prison still’
- ‘How is he still alive?’
- ‘What happened?’
- ‘Can I get a coffee?’
Anime!: A troublemaker kid- THAT’S NOT A KID!
A blush appeared on your face. Your vision saw bubble and sparkles and ‘ooh, aah!’ background again because it was love at…what, third sight? The student is…a older man with flashy clothes and thick sponge roll hair (don’t laugh 'cause I don’t know the correct term for that style). It makes you wonder how this gangster came inside this school or is he even a student or maybe a teacher?
‘Um…’ You caught the guy’s attention and received a deadliest glare in return.
‘What do you want?’
‘A-a-a-are you m-m-m-my sen-senpai?’ Your stuttering didn’t mean you’re afraid. You were just shy that’s all. Shy at a yakuza- student, teacher, whatever!
‘Maybe, what’s it to you?’
- ‘Want an arm wrestle! Come on!’
- ‘Am in love with you so be my парень (russian for boyfriend. Hope I got it right)!’
- ‘Need to know your age and where do you live, what’s your favoriteu and dislikeu food and what sizu do you’ (this choice means you want ‘yourself’ to be a stalker)
- ‘Am lost and can’t find my class. Me baka desu so can senpai help me, nya!’
Chosen one: ‘Can I get a coffee?’
Hate list number 3. You despised someone who comes to you and always end up asking for coffee. This is why coffee is your number one anti drink to you. It makes no sense since we already talk about how you chose it for business so you’re to be blamed but alright.
Gritting your teeth, you answered in a tight voice, ‘No, sorry. Due to the ruckus I’m not open to serve coffee today.’
‘That’s a shame.’ The guard said, sadly. ‘Well, you’re under arrest anyway.’
‘Wait, what?! How!’ You’re outrage didn’t change the guard’s attitude. He just shrugged and replied back, ‘For battling in the public and not giving coffee to the guard.’
‘Wha- This is preposterous!’ You protested. The guard grabbed your hands and locked behind your back in his grip, leaving your spear behind. He pushed you to move forward until reaching the chariot prison where the capacity inside was a bit full but enough space for one more person. The people in the chariot glared straight into your eyes, blaming for the whole cause and not giving what their caffeine addiction needs.
Twisting and turning to no use, you…
- Still got moves and beat the guard
- Try to bribe the guard for a get out of jail free card
- Stop resisting and go inside the chariot prison
Anime!: ‘I…am lost and can’t find my class. Me baka desu so can senpai help me, nya!’
The gang- student gave a look of disgust at your improper words. Everyone hates your weeaboo speech so can you just- Hey, listen to me!
‘Will you help me, nya?’ You ignored someone and advanced your flirtatious moves. With a brave heart, you nudged and snuggled against the student’s arm, acting of a cute cat.
‘Fine but,’ The student pulled away, feeling sick. ‘Keep your boundaries you weirdo. Now what class are you going?’ You told him the class name. He nodded and lead you to it…next door. Turns out your class was right by the music class all along! ‘Ok, bye!’
Before he was about to leave, you forced him back to stay. ‘Wait, senpai, help me!’
‘What now? I’m busy!’
‘Noooo! I need you to threaten these students so they won’t pick on the late new kid!’
‘You do know threatening and blackmail is forbidden in school right?’
‘But I don’t want to get bully!’
The gang- student, student! sighed. ‘Fineeeee! Let’s get this over with.’ As soon he forced open the door, hard (poor door), you took a glimpse at what your class was like and it looked…
- Normal (what did you expect really?)
- A place where delinquents are
- Damaged 'cause there’s a showdown going on!
Chosen one: ‘Hey.’ You whispered.
‘Get me out and I’ll give you as many coffee you want.’
… Ha, you thought picking this will get you somewhere!
- Pick the same option (maybe the 2nd time might be different)
- Still got moves and beat the guard
- Stop resisting and go inside the chariot prison
Anime!: I don’t know what you were expecting but the class is just a class. You know, teacher giving lessons, students sitting and studying or some dozing off, a normal class? You’re just a normal boy/girl anyway.
‘Oi!’ The student grabbed the entire class’s attention. They turned their heads including the teacher and continued speaking. ‘Sorry for interrupting but I want to give a quick notice. Here’s this new transfer student, uh… What’s your name?’ He whispered to you which you answered back your name. ‘(Insert full name)! And (insert full name) here doesn’t like bullies or threats so if I see anyone here doing bad things to him/her, you’re dead to me got it?’
‘Well, well, what do we have here? Two late students. Ones a delinquent, the other a newbie. Such a shame for you Mister/Miss (insert last name).’
‘Oh shut your mouth, Hideki. Nobody wants a captain obvious here.’
‘When will you learn Koutarou.’ Your teacher, Hideki, shook his head while Koutarou shoot daggers at him. ‘Rude, dumb guys like you will never graduate this school if they kept this up.’
‘Funny, you were once like them too, but I guess loyalty didn’t mean anything. It’s too bad you became a rotten piece of (censoring for the viewers. Wait, what viewers?)’
I don’t know about you but am I the only one who caught the informality between these guys? Oh right, how could I forget, IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME AGE! I KNEW HE’S NOT A KID! Hello? Anyone hear me? Seriously? You all gonna pretend Koutarou is a teen?
Hideki wasn’t fazed at all. Ignoring Koutarou, he changed his gaze to you, expressionless on his face that you don’t know what his feelings are but felt your legs quivering. ‘Mister/Miss (insert last name), why are just you standing there? Do I need to order you to come and introduce yourself?’
- Apologize and make introduction
- Felt another love , adding him to your future harem
- Defy him and stand by Koutarou side (yeah, no, or otherwise you’ll never graduate either but if loyalty is more important then be my guest)
Chosen one: Are you sure you want that choice? You can pick the bribe option again and it’ll be different. What do you say? I got
- Accept the cookie and choose the bribe option again
- Reject the Author, hard!
Anime!: And here’s lover number 4 to your harem collection! The expressionless, cool headed teacher, Kenji Hideki!
You witnessed another background change and sound around him (who keeps saying ‘ohhh, aahhh!’ here?), thinking your teacher is hot with the way he acted.
‘Hey!’ A chubby guy shouted to you. He’s a student but what you didn’t realize is that he’s a Fudanshi (a fan boy for BL stuff) not those typical fan boys who like skimpy outfit wearing cute girls (but there is a manga club here and you don’t want to join…), and at the moment he ships Hideki and Koutarou until he noticed you’re a ship blocker. ‘Get your butt in here and do as the teacher says!’
You’re offended by his way of talking and don’t know what his problem was. Entering while glaring at the boy, you make an introduction in your weeaboo talk (I’m not gonna type your dialogue), resulting everyone giving the disgusted reaction you really need. 'Cause it’s a sign that no one loves weeaboos!
‘Now that you ruined this lovely world,’ Oh snap, did your teacher just burned you?! ‘Take your empty seat please.’
- Take the back seat by the window (because every anime/manga does that as it’s easy when drawing and shadowing)
- Sit in the center (but know you’re neighbors with the Fudanshi guy)
- Tell the teacher there’s no vacant spot