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#2064

Tyr: “I dunno, lemme check…sorry turns it was never because you’re a little bitch that thinks he’s clever with rhetorical questions when literally almost every bully that gets his ass owned does that. I mean, the least you could do is sound intimidating and not desperate to be a genre you aren’t or aren’t capable of being.”

RT: “I’m terribly sorry but the cuisine you ordered…we’re out of it”


#2065

Ray sighs as he placed down his menu. “Alright, listen here pal. I couldn’t give two shits what you’re out of. I NEED THIS. I have been awake for three fucking weeks. Do you have any idea what 500 hours of uninterrupted consciousness can do to a man?! When my Lieutenant dropped another pile of paperwork on my desk last night, I had half the mind to just splatter his brains across my wall! I have had to pull 21 all-nighters to keep up with this! So I don’t care if you have to walk into the fields and harvest some coffee beans yourself, just get me my goddamn coffee!”

RT: (Showing their friend their favorite show) “This is the worst show I’ve ever seen”


#2066

“Shhh…don’t let the actors know.” points to stage and tries to get them to be quiet “And please don’t throw those tomatoes at him!”

RT: “I admit this was my worst idea, but it wasn’t as bad as yours”


#2067

Talia: “Well excuse me.”

RT: “Well if you think you’re so smart, why don’t you try it.”


#2068

“Because I don’t care if it’s done. You wanted to do it.”

React to:
“The fuck you want?!”


#2069

Mephiles: “You to not yell. Seriously, if you want my attention you could at least be more cordial about it. I guess you could say thanks to your question I want you to fuck off.”

RT: “Burn the witch!” (pointing at you)


#2070

“Eh… You sure you want to try that?” shapeshifts into her Jack’o’lantern form. "Because you might get burned first…"

React to: “I would roast you, but my mother always told me not to burn trash.”


#2071

Tyr: “Dang, your mother asked me to do the same thing to you when she was blowing me off last night.”

React to: “…I’m sorry, but this is an intervention”


#2072

“What? I don’t need an intervention. I got problems, but I’m fine.”

React to: “I want candy.”


#2073

“I don’t have any, and if I did, I doubt I would give it to you.”

RT: “I’m Hera, QUEEN OF THE GODS!! And no, I am not the mother of Hercules, grrr…Disney, why do you spread false information about me and my family? (And my enemies)”


#2074

Tyr: “Hello Hera queen of the shouting. I’m Tyr, your impromtu, therapist. So I want you to sit down, relax, and tell my why you think your hubby always looks to everything else that exists but you, because I have a few ideas why.”

RT: “I’m master of the horizontal, the vertical, and the diagonal”


#2075

Winter: “Mm. Now go be the master of space, by putting some between us.”

React to: “The two lawyers were in the upstairs bathroom. So the joke is-”


#2076

Zaifyr: “I don’t like where this is going.”
Marie: leans forward “Zaifyr! Relax a little. Raliah, keep going.”

React to: “HOW DARE YOU!”


#2077

“No, you dared ME!!! You brought this on yourself, asshole…”

React to: “I know who you really are. And you should know that you’ve got a lot that needs fixing.”


#2078

“Yeah, like this phone that I broke. Can you help me fix it?”

React to: Flying pink bunnies


#2079

Stares at the flock for a few minutes, then grunts and dumps out his coffee, going back inside. “No more coffee, Neutro. It’s making you see crap…”

React to: Seeing a shark fin in the water while they’re at the beach


#2080

“Welp, sucks for the people out there in the water.”

React to:
What kind of parents would name their son “Keith”?


#2081

Amara the Jackal: Someone stupid and without a creative notion. Oh wait. I just described Remy.

React to:
Starts hailing while you’re at a parade


#2082

Lon would have an umbrella handy. He comes prepared.

React to: “Enough is enough.”


#2083

Mephiles: “And you’re unneeded bitching is unneeded bitching. Now stop pestering me and make your life useful for something or just waste; I don’t care.”

RT: “Honey, I shrunk the kids”