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#883

“Well, considering I’ve been alive for the last 500 years and I’m still 17, yes, there is something wrong with me. Any objections?”

React to: “A bird can swim better than you can.”


#884

“Wow. I didn’t know birds were professional Olympic swimmers.”

React to: “Why are you such a dick?”


#885

“Because I’m in fricking pain! Leave me alone!”

React to: “Why are you eating my sandwich?”


#886

“Because I’m hungry, why else?! You have an extra sandwich in your bag, anyway!”

React to: “He died, because of you. Are you proud? Are you?!”


#887

“I didn’t know him, and I didn’t ask him to fricking die for me! No, I’m not fricking proud. He should have just let me die! I want to anyway.”

React to: “I’m going to shoot your dog.”


#888

“My dog’s dead already.”

React to: what’s with your face today?


#889

“I’m in pain, ok?”

React to: “I slept with your boyfriend/girlfriend.”


#890

“You little, motherfu*ker—” punches nose, allowing it to bleed, then proceeds to tackle and beat to the ground, until he gets pulled back.

React to: “I did your mom yesterday. Fine lady.”


#891

“What? My mom died about 500 years ago!”

React to: F*** you.


#892

“I have a girlfriend.”

React to: “I wish you had never been born.”


#893

“You wish!” He laughed and rolled his eyes before walking away.

React to: best friend is dying in your arms and what are their last words?


#894

But he doesn’t HAVE any friends yet!

React to: best friend murdering your other best friend,


#895

“I didn’t even know that you two knew each other!” I yelled. “Wow, small world…oh, your dead…my bad…”

React to: lost your phone in a corn field at night


#896

Phones didn’t exist back then and corn doesn’t grow in the desert.

React to: “OMG YOU’RE BLEEDING!! LIKE, BAD!!”


#897

“Oh…would you look at that! Looks like I’ve been stabbed…how long has that been there? Does it look bad?”

React to: the room is on fire, what do you save besides yourself?


#898

Put the fire out with water magic. What else?

React to: Your family is drowning.


#899

My family is of Siren descent so they can’t drown.

react to: electricity and WiFi don’t exist and you live alone…how do you occupy your time?


#900

Sleep.

React to: someone puking on their shoes


#901

“Ewww, what did you do that for?” Promptly takes shoes off and throws away. Continues journey barefoot.

React to - an unstoppable bear attacking you.


#902

They are probably drunk so try to make sure they get somewhere semi-safe.

React to: you one of the last humans on an earth of hybrids, what do you do?