“Will you quit it?! Ugh, you adorable little rascal. I am trying to get some work done!”
React to: Being held at gunpoint in a back alley as a mugger is asking for your wallet.
“Will you quit it?! Ugh, you adorable little rascal. I am trying to get some work done!”
React to: Being held at gunpoint in a back alley as a mugger is asking for your wallet.
sighs and mumbles “Oh, not again.” then louder “Please, for your own sake, refrain from further action. I can invite you for dinner or get you into hospital before you’ll take your next breath. However, stop this nonsense, will you?”
React to: realising the present for your auntie won’t arrive in time
“Wait, I just remembered. I don’t have an auntie.”
React to: boyfriend/girlfriend forgetting about their birthday after dating for five years
“At least we finally have something in common now.”
React to: “You must have way too much free time on your hands.”
laughs “Right, free time. Right in between reforming our entire economic and governmental system and preparing for a potential world war.”
React to: “Hey, you come here often?”
“No. I’m just here to drop off some bombs. Bye.” rolls her eyes.
React to: “Helllllloooooo? Anybody in here?! I can see your shadow, you know?!”
Slides over a little “How about now?”
RT: “Three shirts, three pairs of pants. No golf clubs.”
“Only three shirts and pants?! Come on, we’re gonna be staying for a whole month!”
React to: “That’s a big ditch in your backyard. What’s it for?”
“…you mean the moat? Ahhh…it’s to project the castle in times of war.” straightens helmet
“I assume you haven’t seen a moat before then?”
RT: “… * I’m not flirting! What made you think I was doing such a thing as flirting?!”
“You said you liked my face!!! HOW IS THAT NOT FLIRTING?!”
React to: “Aww, thanks, bro! I got you some food too!”
“That better not be a joke. You know joking about food isn’t cool’.”
RT: “Tell him what you saw!”
“A hideous mirror, that’s what I saw.”
React to: “Hello, there. Do you need assistance with your shopping bag? Lead me to your car, I’ll help! And hand over your car keys while you’re at it. Why? So I can carry your grocceries home for you, of course! Why else?” smiles widely.
"You seem confused. I’m fourteen. I don’t have a car… . "
RT: “What do you want from me?”
“I didn’t say anything, you started to talk to yourself.”
RT: " I’m just asking how you guys meet? Not give me an hour-long drama show."
" And that’s how we met, it was literally like something out of an overly dramatic sitcom."
RT : " But I thought you guys broke up ? "
“No no no. This is a different person. That looks exactly like the one I broke up with.”
React to: “Hello, would you like to try our totally safe and not poisoned wine?” (Or fruit punch, if the character’s underage).
“Oh no, would you like me to fix it?” Holds knife.
React to: “Wow. We. Are. Totally. Screwed.”
“Maybe you are, but I’m getting the hell out of here.”
React to: “Would you like to dance?”