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#1684

“I don’t like being sober enough to understand what’s going on around me. Let’s go get straight.”

React to: “What made that bruise? Looks. . .really painful.”


#1685

“… Stupid burgulars stole my laptop.” (If anyone gets that reference, I love you.)

React to: “Bob. Is that you? Why is Bobberina bleeding?”


#1686

“I murdered her and now you’re next.”

RT: “Victoria just told me that your husband was wearing a dress.”


#1687

“Well, probably looked better on him better than on Victoria.”

React to: getting off a plane and noticing, you just landed in another world than the one known to you


#1688

“What the freakin’…what? Did somebody slip something into my drink when I wasn’t looking?!”

RT: “Darling, that was just a small portion of my abilities. Please save the stunned expression for when I actually do something impressive.”


#1689

stares, jaw dropping “No, it’s just… I-I didn’t know you could read…”

React to: “Am I annoying? Huh? Huh? Well, am I? Am I?”


#1690

“DUDE, SHUT UP!”

(Also, pffffft hahahaha that was great :joy::joy:)

RT: shrieks “AH! Get it! Get the bug!”


#1691

“BUG?! Aw, hell no you can get it!” vaults over a couch and hides

React to: “Does this dress make my butt look big?”


#1692

“It makes your butt look as thick as my mom’s pancakes. Pssst, they’re really sad and flat. Like your ass.”

React to: “I like air. But I hate oxygen.”


#1693

“Do you also hate living?”

RT: “I saw…the thing. You know, that thing, it’s really big, with the platform and the rock…ugh, why can’t I remember what it’s called?”


#1694

“Sorry, but I can’t even figure out what you’re talking about. A cliff? A plateau? I don’t know.”

React to: “HEY, LOOK! IT’S A T. REX!”


#1695

“OMG!!” Punches T. Rex costume.

React to: Giant crabs that have taken over the planet


#1696

“Hey, babe? It looks like we’ve got some work to do…”

RT: “No, you can’t go out to dinner. You’re going to stay here and help me clean, remember?”


#1697

“Oh, yeah, I forgot I agreed to help… Uhm, what do you want me to do? Dishes or sweep?”

React to: an annoying stranger who won’t stop telling bad jokes


#1698

“You’re like Griffin without the charm to make up for your obnoxious jokes.”

React to: “I. Don’t. Like. Your. Face.”


#1699

“And I. Don’t. Give. A. Single. F—.”

React to: “Your voice is annoying.”


#1700

“But apparently, my face isn’t, because you keep coming back.”

React to: “Those with hearts are mortals. And tell me, aren’t mortals bound to die?”


#1701

“Everything iss bound to die, at ssome point. Even godss, ssince they can’t keep from killing one another.”

React to: “Little did they know they were about to step on A SNAKE! A SNAKE!.. But they missed it!”


#1702

Is already cooking the snake a long time ago. The gang doesn’t know about it.

React: “Our relationship is over!”


#1703

“… Freddy, are you drunk? We’re not even in a relationship.” sweats, then awkwardly pat’s Freddy’s head “Silly.”

React to: “The sky is falling!”