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#1884

“Mate, the sign literally says lemonade stand. Are you going to ask for grapes next you clueless duck?”
Bonus: A hi-five to anyone who knows what I’m referencing.

React to: “And then she grabbed his head and smashed it against the corner of the glass table. You could see everything!”


#1885

Way to get rid of the bastard. Let’s paint his face!
RT: Hi, I’m Dipper Pines from Reverse Falls. Let’s make out!


#1886

scoots away “No, I…would rather not.” walks away in disgust

RT: “…hey! So I may have set the police on you”


#1887

“Eh. That’s fine. I’ve handle worse than them.”

RT: “I’ve had a toothache for a month so I finally just ripped it out with pliers. Wanna see the result? Do you have a toothache? I can fix you right up, you know?”


#1888

“Uh, thanks, but no thanks.”

RT: “I don’t think we should do this.”


#1889

“Whatever. I’ve been to jail before. Might as well give them another visit.”

React to: “This is what my life has become.”


#1890

looks at all the crazy children running around the house and is drinking coffee just to stay awake “Welp”

RT: “Shut up and Dance with me! It’s my special day!”


#1891

“Well thanks for making my day special too. :blush:

React to: “I’m really tempted to drive off that ramp. Should I?”


#1892

“Not with me in the car. You can die however you want, but leave me out of it!”

React to: “So, um, hypothetically speaking, what would you do if I told you this car’s gas tank has like twenty spiders in it?”


#1893

“So basically you’re killing twenty spiders by drowning them in gas?”

React to: Corpses falling from the sky


#1894

“That’s not right.”

React to: “You can’t just go around giving strangers bizarre nicknames - it’s rude.”


#1895

“Just because society considers it “rude” doesn’t mean you can’t do it.”

React to: “I’m hungry. Give me your food.”


#1896

“Alrighty then.” rudely throws food at person asking

React to: “Congratulations! You are now dying slowly of an incurable disease!”


#1897

“. . .FELIX!”

RT: “A disaster has hit city X. All available personnel are to dispatch immediately.”


#1898

“That’s definitely not me.” Sips tea and picks up magazine. “I’m busy.”
A few seconds later he finds himself at the site of the disaster saving thousands of people.

React to: “Breaking news. A UFO has been sighted in Texas abducting cows.” Sees a video of cow being abducted.


#1899

“Well, I’ve officially seen it all” Ray mumbles before taking a sip from his coffee and leaning back in his couch. He spits out the coffee and looks at it in disgust. “Dear lord that’s terrible!”

React to: Your character picks up a phone and puts it to their ear. They hear “Do you want to play a game?”


#1900

Slams phone back onto receiver “NO WAY IN HELL!”

React to: *Picks up the phone and puts it to their ear. “This is a robbery.”


#1901

“Well, let’s give it a try. Impress me.”

React to: being offered a peppermint


#1902

Ray looks at it, unimpressed. “I’ll take the entire bag of them, thank you very much” Ray drawls as he swipes the bag away and pops a peppermint in his mouth.

React to: It’s the zombie apocalypse, and one moron just drew an entire horde to your hideout.


#1903

“Time to be a hero!” grabs sword but falls over trying to carry it “BOTHER! They always make it look so easy!” picks up sword again, and charges

RT: “…I’m pretty sure, you were not human last time I talked to you.”