Mephiles: EXCUSE ME!!! What do you mean “when you got high on pixie sticks” What even are freaking pixie sticks? How would I get high on one, when I don’t even know what such a thing is or looks like? And even worse is that I’ve never gotten high off of any sticks of any kind, let alone something that sounds likes its a fairy mon infatuation stick. Okay, that’s it, who are you so I can find you and get to the bottom of this, else I’ll FIND YOU AND WHEN I DO-!!
RT: “Sorry dude, apparently you can’t come with us to the party, my bad.”