Climbing the Cake Mountain (Stage Two)



Welcome home!
Please enjoy yourself and if you have questions, throw them at me!

Hello and welcome to the fifth revival of my first thread and the second stage of that darn mountain!
In here, we’re a bunch of friendly and crazy individuals who just enjoy being weird!
Any topic is open for discussion, Anime, Gaming, Writing, Reading, School, Work, Love, Cats, Dogs, Cake… there is not a single thing off the table! :smiley:
No need to restrict your language or anything, I can’t hold my tongue sometimes so you don’t have to either! Just be mindful of my occasional innuendo! ;D

If you’re new to the Wattpad communities, then you can ask me for any help. I’ll try my absolute best to explain how things work around here and guide you to threads that might offer whatever you’re looking for!
Hey,If you want, just chuck out what your current aspiration for Wattad is. E.g. Read count, editing, starting something. etc.
My goal at the moment is to become an Ambassador! So that’s why I’d like ya to come to me and if you see or know anyone who poses a question then just tag me to them! :smiley:

For those of you that don’t know how this thread works: I am writing a story revolving around the Crazy Cake Crew (I’ll explain them later!). I then release a poll giving you all a few options to choose from, some of which aren’t great but oh well. You select an option, regardless of whether or not you’ve read the story.
If you’d like to catch up to what the Crazy Cake Crew has been doing, then check the book on my profile (It’ll be easy to tell which one it is)

The Crazy Cake Crew:
@TheMCOfficial- King Malus (The one who wrote most of this stuffz. A great bud that can be real Malus sometimes!)
@Amyuqi- Official Cake Tester/ Thread Co-Owner (The one that does all the code you see! If you want to see more of this glorious stuffz, just scroll down a few posts…)
@Dani-Phantom- Candle of the Cake (Too cool to beat, the coolest cat on the street!)
@Ryo_Leo- Cake Ambassador (The sweetest doggo you’ll ever meet, Leo of Iris!)
@anamoo08- Maiden of Angel Cake (A sometimes scared, but mostly cute Anchilla.)
@TheRedRose17- The Royal Sweetness (A sweet little mouse who sometimes becomes edgy.)

The Old Threads:
Wanna See the names of the thread? Just mouse over the link and wait for a bit! (I know, I coulda just written them! But this was cooler, don’tcha think?)

Thread One

Thread Two

Thread Three

Thread Four

The memories just keep on rollin’. Some great, some bad… mostly great though! :smiley:

The Thread Mottos:
:cake: “Come for the conversation, stay for the cake!” :cake:
:tea: “I’ll put the kettle on!” :tea:
:house: “Welcome Home!” :house:
:zzz::woman:t2: “The Calamitously Lazy Duo!” :man:t2::zzz:
:joy: “Stop standing in the sink, Anca!” :joy:

Malus' Status Updates

12:19 (UK Time)
Update Status: Ongoing
I’ve lost any remaining residual passion I had for writing. In short, I hate it now. I cannot stand to see my own writing anymore, it’s awful, so I’m stopping indefinitely. I might have a change of heart and resume someday. But for now, I will not. This includes the thread’s story. I’m sorry, but, I can’t continue doing something that I don’t enjoy.
Good day to you all.

10:25 (UK Time)
Update Status: One-time
I’ve been pretty inactive these last few… weeks? I’m not even sure. But, I’m back and so I’m going to try and sort this darn thread out. Good morning to you all and I hope you have a good day.
Oh, before I finish. A Crazy Cake Adventure (The Cake story that’s being created in here) is going to resume. Either today or sometime this week. But, the things I’d like to declare:

  1. Each stage of the story is now going to heavily revolve around one character. They will have a personal story (arc) and that will be resolved in the stage. Stage Two is going to be based around Malus, since that character I have a good idea of what I want to do. I will be putting up a new poll so people can vote for who they want Stage Three to revolve around.
  2. I will be using the Cake Story to work with my story ideas. There will be references, characters and all kinds of stuff from stories on my profile. Just so I can get a new feel for them. You’ll see this stuff popping up from time-to-time. I’m running low on ideas for this story (Though I have enough for a while) feel free to toss an idea or two at me. Even if I don’t use your exact idea I can at least consider options and such.

03:50 (UK Time)
Update Status: Resolution
I’m feeling better, so now there are no announcements to be made! Good day to you all!

17:49 (UK Time)
Update status: Resolved
I was planning on writing an update for today, I really was… but I don’t feel very good. I’ve been suddenly hit with this horrible feeling of negativity and now all I want to do is curl up in bed and stop moving. So, if this passes soon then I’ll think about doing the update. If not, I’ll do it tomorrow.

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#FinishYourNovel [MARCH | only cowards will not join]
The Kingdom of Malus.

As Malus reaches for the device, the others behind him all brace themselves for anything that Rei might do. But, as he grabs the device, the look on her face goes from anger, to dread. It soon becomes clear that she isn’t capable of harming him, for what reason, they do not know.
Malus holds the device in his hand. It’s a custom-built smartphone. It seems to have power still, probably being kept charged by Rei herself, or by some component built within the device itself.
Sniffling is heard and all the Crew look up at the screen, the image of Rei has been removed. “I-I… I told you not to touch it…”
“Is the device alone that important to you?” Malus asks. The others decide to keep quiet since Malus seems to have a personal interest in the matter.
“It was his… so of course it’s important.”
“He’s been gone a while. Don’t you feel you should be moving on?”
“How can I? …he created me. Helped me become a person. He was my world…”
“What happened to your body?”
“It was… destroyed.”
“Destroyed? How?”
“…I did it”
Malus puts his head back as he looks at the screen. He knows she can see him even if he can’t see her. “You killed yourself?”
She remains silent, but that tells him all he needs to know.
“Then how did you survive?”
“It… he set my consciousness to return to his systems in case of my death…”
“Was that intentional?”
“…I don’t think so.”
“So he unintentionally made you immortal. I see… then I have only one final thing to ask: What’re you planning?”
“I’m… going to bring him back! I…I-I…”
“Bring him back? That’s not possible.”
“It is!” She begins yelling loudly “I heard stories about a man in another world that came back to life. If he can, why can’t Eric!?”
“How can you be certain other worlds exist?”
“I just know they are! They have to be!”
“Rei what you’re doing is–”
“All I have to do is create a device, bring the man here, get him to tell me how it happened and… then I can do it!”
“A device? There is no such device! You can’t create a way to bring someone from another world!”
“It turns out, I can! All it takes is a few lives…”
“A few lives? You mean…”
“Yep! Those idiots that worked for me! They’re good enough! So it’s nearly ready!”
“You’re delusional!”
“Would you do the same? Go to these lengths to bring someone back?”
“At the expense of others? No.”
“Lies! You would! Who wouldn’t!?” The tone of her voice is becoming deranged.
“We will come to you and stop you!”
“Ooooh?~ you will, will you!? Well then, by all means!” She yells one final time and then one of the walls begins to shift. Hidden behind the wall is a strange doorway, through the door the Crew can see the mountain. And a blurry image of a strange object with a flashing light. “Just step through and come join me! I’ll be waiting!!” With that, her voice cuts out, but the door remains open.

Malus turns to the others. They know that he’s going to go through, for whatever his reasoning may be.
He doesn’t even need to ask them, they have all decided to go with him. Especially since they’re now interested. A device that can bring people from other worlds? Who wouldn’t be interested in seeing that?
There is one thing. They aren’t sure about the doorway. They know exactly where Rei is, so they could go there by foot as it would be far safer for them to do so. But, they also don’t know how long they have.
It’d also help it they informed Kathy of the situation, it’s a long shot, but she might know something that could help them.
So, they have an interesting decision ahead of them…


This time, the poll is a little different. It’s not a poll of “What should they do next?” it’s a poll on the final outcome. So, there will be more than one poll.
(The results of these polls will not be known until it closes.)

                        What will be the outcome of Rei?
  • Rei gets destroyed
  • Rei gets fixed and stays with Kathy
  • Rei gets fixed and stays with the Crew

0 voters

                      Who will fight in the final battle?
  • Malus alone.
  • The entire Crew.

0 voters

This Poll is Important
Please vote for the character arc you’d like to take place in Stage Three.

  • Madness Prevails (Camy)
  • A Worthy Apprentice (Dani)
  • The Power of Oblivion (Leo of Iris)
  • Elemental Mastery (Anca)

0 voters


King Malus’ Associates!


New Cake Thread
It's a new thread!
But we haven't been fed!
We gotta bring out the cake!
That we're all gonna take!
Drinks and Things
What drink for me?
I'll have some tea!
But we won't forget the pop or coffee!
Or else we would all be toffee! (Though toffee is great too! I just needed a rhyme!)

We welcome all!

Code and poem by @Amyuqi
I’m a duck! -->

Malus' Question of the Day:
What is the hardest or most awkward scene you've ever had to write?

☠️Hell’s Critiques: Season Two(Always Open 50% Hell & 50% friendship)

I’m the first one to post!!


That you were! XD


The other one died XD


I’ve been here since the first thread, and it said ‘procrastination’, and what in the world could stop me from joining it??


Yup. I killed my own thread. XD


Ah, did you join after I renamed it? It wasn’t always called “The procrastination and boredom pit-stop.” XD


So what other careers are you looking into? I was looking into teaching, but now I’m looking into sign language.


Oh yeah then… XD


I want to teach too!!


But how do ya like the thread, Leo? Did ol’ Malus do good? XD


Nice! What age/grade/subject?


I’m not sure exactly. In all honesty I want to start a photography business but those things are always so up and down that I need something more stable to fall back on.


I loved it ol’ Malus!!


Oh yeah, so true. I love the arts, too, and yeah I’m keeping that as a hobby.


I want to be a professor…

But I really respect your ambition!!