Describe A Story Horrifically.

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#284

Beauty and the Beast

Stockholm syndrome and furniture

Also it takes place in France where for some reason only one person actually has a french accent.


#285

Grease

Moral of the story: You’ll be happier if you change everything about yourself to please your new bad boy boyfriend

Also don’t take any life advice from this Musical


#286

The Great Gatsby
Rich people fkn suck


#287

Beauty and the Beast
Stockholm Syndrome, and a trip to magic Ikea.


#288

101Dalmations

A PSA on not wearing fur

Also an explanation on why dogs at each other all night… it’s the twilight bark!


#289

So glad I’m not the only one who has an issue with the ending of Grease…love the Music…the lesson sucks!

Everyone else says “but Danny changed too…He got the sweater…blah blah.”

Danny threw away the sweater…no change.


#290

Disney’s Tarzan

Death by panic.


#291

Little Shop of Horrors
Death by flowers!


#292

Sweeney Todd

Death by a close shave.


#293

(awesome, we’re doing musicals)

Cats

God, I wonder what the characters are?

Answer

They’re cats. (No shit.)


#294

Real answer

Nah, they’re furries.


#295

Fiddler on The Roof

Misleading title is misleading.


#296

Rent

Poor lonely Mark …and, y’know, all those folks with AIDs and drugs addiction and stuff…but seriously at least everyone else gets to find true love…


#297

In The Heights

I won the lottery! Now I’m going to die! Sounds like a wonderful plan. And die while I just made plans with my pretty much adopted grandchild to move to the Caribbean.

Alternatively:

It really said US Navy.


#298

Hamilton (or Evita or any other political musical):

Politics with singing!


#299

Dear Evan Hansen:

Did he fall or did he let go, then not die and go on to pretend he was best friends with a random classmate who actually succeeded his suicide attempt?

It’s the latter.


#300

Mamma Mia!:

ABBA: The Musical.


#301

Mamma Mia

We need to get Maury on this shit.


#302

Les Miserables

Because as so many anti musical folk say…musicals are just people randomly bursting into happy song and dance numbers…

:frowning_face:

In this show literally called The Miserable…


#303

Avenue Q

Because even grownups need to learn life lessons from puppets.