Describe A Story Horrifically.



Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Hermione, Bard, Gandalf, and Charles Dickens* end up in France and start singing musical numbers.

*Dan Stevens acted as Charles Dickens in The Man Who Invented Christmas.


Maximum Overdrive

Funky green light makes machines come alive


This is Steven King…that what they said, I swear.


“Kurt? Kurt r u ded?!” <— My sister and my favorite quote from this.


The Great Gatsby
“Don’t mind me, I’m just here!” - Nick Carraway


The Man who Invented Christmas
Charles Dickens competes in NaNoWrimo (this is the best thing I could think of XD)

(For those who don’t know what the movie is, here is the trailer:



I should be doing nano right now but i’m procrastinating :expressionless:


Interview with a Vampire

Sabertooth blood suckers pretend to be sophisticated while walking around in tights and a petty coat


Scream Queens

Bitches getting killed by slasher in a devil costume.


Death Note (The good stuff, not the Netflix fiasco)

When your deadly bored.


Rick & Morty

Back to The Future in a nutshell.


I thought it looked like this,but I’ve never watched it to know…


Ninja Romeo and Juliet


Do not form an attachment…DON’T!


Tokyo Ghoul

A tiny boy that smells like a woman learns to crave flesh and goes on to do unspeakable things.


The Alex Rider series

Proof that you can be awesome and life can suck before you even graduate high school.


Vampire Knight

Twilight in Academy.


Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

An atheistic alchemists searches for a way to retrieve his brother’s body (to save said brother from the fate of being just a soul attached to armor…through the science of alchemy) and along the way fights the embodiments of the seven deadly sins!



A boy risks everything for girl he’s known for 2.3 seconds


Big brother pays an arm and a leg for a very bad deal.


Star Wars: The Last Jedi
In which the SW scriptwriters try to please Kylo Ren X Rey shippers, and loose all sight of the main plot.


Attack on Titan

Swiggity swagger what’s up with Yeager


Cake Boss

An Italian baker making bigger cakes.


Captain America: Civil War

sexual tension so thick between good looking men who can’t deal with their feelings that instead they decide to start a big fight

(also i lost it with all of your posts :joy:)