i’m betting 100 bucks you have another tab open with pick up lines
I can feel myself falling for you for eternity
You are worth the effort darling . ( but no, I just tend to remember these, only for you)
Well, I already have love.
uh huh and hopefully sooner rather than later
Your shark eyes is the only thing I wanna see when I get up every morning.
u already know it
Well, Two bodies one soul
You seem uncertain…. Why is that?
Well, Those winks arent good enough for me. Your (not obama’s) lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?
I just freaking imagined myself as a shark flopping around and dying beside you in bed
Nothing! Just fine
well, I will be waiting for that moment
obama’s lips are lonely too :/// kiss him for me
at least I’ll be dying beside the one that I love most in this world
press x to doubt …Are you sure there buddy?
I would die for you, you are worth it <3