Explain your story in a humorously bad way.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to explain your story in a sentence that is humorously bad.

My Turn:

Title: The Ninth Lord.

Summary: A friendly yet naïve young man is a walking time-bomb waiting to destroy the entire world and bring forth the end to humanity.

Title: A Lion’s Way Home

Summary: Edgy lion boi refuses to go home because he is a scaredy cat.

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This thread idea has been done so much that I have ran out of ideas. LOL!

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Title: The Wings of Storm

Summary: A kid is way too obsessed with a storybook, to the point his soul splits in two and one of his selves begins to live in the fictional world. Then he fails miserably to stop the resulting butterfly effect.

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Title: how to tame a beast
Summary: A nosy biologist ,who thinks she’s smart but ironically is not, being a nosy biologist captures a shape-shifting wolf (AKA an overused troupe) .

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title: Silly Ears
Summary: a boy who crushes on a person (who later turns out to be a girl) because he is getting gifts.

3 Likes

Title: The Stitch Of a Lifetime
Summary: An engaged girl who realises she loves herself more than she loves her husband and would like to marry herself instead.

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Title: A, B, C,D

four letters have a vague and longwinded argument

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Anyone else???

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Title: Clover Hawkings and the Triwizard Tournament
a girl makes a series of bad decisions because she has mommy issues

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Title: Silver Shadow

Summery: Deadly assassin with mentor issues goes on an adventure, and teams up with a bunch of misfits on the way who are each freaked out by one another.

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Title: Darion Cortez Star pirate
Summary: A nerdy bounty hunter and his crew of fellow rebels want to get the F away from the screwed up capitalist machine but have to arrest some idiots who pissed off the machine

5 Likes

Ashes of the Phoenix - The Fade
A tramp girl stumbles on a pink-hair kid and falls into a satanic ritual.

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Title:
Der Adler, die Wolf, und die Sonne: Geschichte der Stahlpakt
(The Eagle, the Wolf and the Sun: The History of the Pact of Steel)

A history book exploring what happens when the Axis Powers have absolutely no economic rationale for starting WW2, nor pressure from an economic collapse, or even that much competition or concern from the Allies.

3 Likes

Title: Retrograde
Summary: Cael Barnett, a biologist/geneticist and professor, f*cked around and Frankenstein’d a new category of humans, and now he has to help a resistance group clean up the mess he made. Did I mention that he doesn’t even remember what he did?

4 Likes

Title: Mechanisms of Fear
Summary: Doctor Who turned furry and decides to help some asshole of a woman protect her voodoo sorcery magic stuff from some old hag with glasses who can’t bother to kill without needing some awesome bass in the background that blows your head out.

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Huh? LOL!

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If you read the book, you’d get it lmao.

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Ah, okay then. :sweat_smile:

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A clueless princess literally falls into a foreign magical world and without any skills or abilities is suddenly tasked with saving the entire place from her power hungry and corrupt parents - and you thought your parents were bad.

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