Grecious, get over here


#1

Well, here there is no conversation topic, so maybe we’ll finally stop blaming each other for not keeping things on topic, @SirGrecious.

To anyone randomly stumbling upon this thread, please refer to topics I have been a part of if you want answers. Or I suppose you can ask one of us, not that I feel like explaining it.

So, to start with, Grecious, what is your favourite colour? Don’t judge me, I have no clue what to talk about.


#2

Blond. Yours?


#3

Dammit, Grecious, that is not a colour.


#4

Yes it is. It’s your color.


#5

It’s the colour of my hair. That doesn’t make it my colour.


#6

So you agree it’s a color, then. And it’s my favorite. Now, what’s yours?


#7

You are insufferable. I’ll have to say purple, but in small doses.


#8

And you are adorable. Did you know purple and blond go well together?


#9

I did not. I assume you are just saying that because of your preferences?


#10

It’s a fact I learned from my artist acquaintance.


#11

Did you now? Was she also blond?


#12

You are very curious about her. Does it bother you that I might have had a blond before you?


#13

No, but you keep mentioning her. And you do not have me, Grecious


#14

Oh, I’m sorry; I’ve been insensitive to your jealous nature. Relax, don’t get feisty. We don’t need to say it to know it.


#15

You did not just call me feisty, Grecious.


#16

I did, and you are.


#17

I am not. Do I look like a teenage girl in a stupid action movie to you?


#18

No, you’re much prettier.


#19

Don’t call me pretty.


#20

It doesn’t diminish your masculinity in the slightest. And it’s the best word for you; don’t be sexist.