I am deceased.
Don’t overdo it with the emojis, each one used increases my blood pressure.
Did you just give me the quickest way to kill you…? O.o Boi that was a dumb move.
Go on, do it then. I’m waiting.
You made my eye twitch, but I am still alive, I’m afraid.
Nicely organized. But I do despise there is only one poop emoji
There is only one because that is me, and there is only one of me.
Oh, no, I didn’t notice that before. Now it will bother me even more.
Gosh diddly darnit.
Be bothered. I am bothersome.
You are not.
goes to say something depressing about how every single one of my ex-friends say so
realizes that I am a happy panda because they got what they deserved
I want to ask what that is about, but I think I’d prefer this to be a mystery.
It’s my serial killer humor!
Ugh I have to put on real pants. My life is hard
Honestly, same. I can relate.
Is it humor if it’s more confusing than funny?
It’s not meant to be funny. What I find funny is your reactions to it. Maybe I’m sadistic but I love confusing the hell out of people.
So it isn’t humor then. But I can respect that. I myself enjoy making people I dislike feel stupid.