https://www.wattpad.com/story/154053382-the-blackwyrm-chronicles-journal-1-a-misadventure
“If you’ve decided reading this journal was a good idea, you’re either incredibly brave or you must be riding the short bus right now.”
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Greetings! You are holding my journal, dear reader. Be warned: I really couldn’t give a shit, but some dumbass celestial being told me to put a warning in this forward to make the reader aware of the fact that the stories in this journal are “crude” and “screwed up.” Ha! I really don’t care! This is my story, so I do what I want! Anyway, prepare yourself for the mindfuckery that is my journal. The name’s Helix, Helix Maestro Blackwyrm. I’m not your average, everyday peasant-err, person. I’m anything but average-I’m special, in every single way, and I have special friends that make my life both interesting and really difficult at the same. (Cause isn’t that what friends are for?)
Together, we go through a series of strange, hilarious, and downright outrageous events. Whether we’re dealing with a group of irritating bandits, trying to appease an angry dragoness before I become her next meal, or punching in the face of a very irritating demon lord, This book is not your usual story of knights and dragons- it’s soo much more than that, my dear reader.
Prep yourself for the madness that is…
THE BLACKWYRM CHRONICLES
Yours truly,
-H
https://www.wattpad.com/story/173144914-the-blackwyrm-chronicles-2-my-little-campaign-of
“You doubt my powers?”
“Nope, you’re just too stupid to realize that I’m gonna kick your ass.”
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So, you’ve come back for round two?
Good to know.
Congratulations! You, yes you! My dear reader, you are holding my second journal of hilarity and pure strangeness.
Whelp, you know celestial beings: they want power, and they want it now. Just when I thought I was free to get used to the peculiar world I had been introduced to in the previous journal while cleaning up the remainder of demons in my home country of Alysia, a new bad guy shows up and boy, he isn’t messing around either.
To continue the trend of going to strange places and doing even stranger things, my team and I do everything from helping out a dragon priest knock out his asshole of a boss, to dealing with a diplomatic crisis the only way we know best, to even traveling to the home country of my pointy-eared friends. (A.K.A the elves.)
You knew it was going to happen, so prepare yourself for the continuation of…
THE BLACKWYRM CHRONICLES
Yours truly,
-H