How to get away with murder


Wear a hairnet underneath your hat and dispose at a cafeteria


Make sure the victim has no connection to you whatsoever


If he/she does then delete your contract on their phone


So burn the sim card and the memory card as well so data of the phone is wiped completely


Then burn the hat and the gloves as well


Bring spare clothes and shoes during the murder and when you done with murdering burn the old clothes and shoes


Wood chipper + Pigs = Free meat for pigs and digested person :slight_smile:


Ooh indeed


That’s all I have lmao


But what you had was great…


Cut out the woodchipper - too much physical evidence. You can never clean those blades enough. Same goes for chainsaws. I should know…


Bugger :confused: