I need new enemies

discussion

#521

You realize that I still have my doomsday plan that’s currently still on the count down to destroying everything, including the lair and Paula. Also you two, but I only care about Paula.


#522

np! :slight_smile:


#523

Actually yes! dyed with lamb´s blood


#524

um ya…no.


#525

Um ya… yes. You’re fabulous lair will be destroyed. It is amazing tbh and Paula is awesome though (she’s nice to me). I might spare her and Super Mare who I see you’ve captured and dangled over a pit of lava. Nice touch tbh.


#526

Well thankyou Iḿ part time interior designer but I have like 6 lairs hidden around the world an Paula can just teleport to me using the DNA I implanted in her. But you can feel free to meet my NEMISIS Super Mare.


#527

I already met them when I saved them once, then they dissed me on social media, so I’m just gonna let them dangle above the lava. It’s fine with me. But it’ll all go to waste if you don’t stop my evil plan that’s starting somewhat soon.


#528

yawns and presses the button that blasts you outside of the lair and closes the door that re-enforced. secretly excited that you´re showing so much interest


#529

I love blood!


#530

Hey, I’m back from breaking into the fortress and rescuing/kidnapping Super Mare for myself and leaving again (also studying for finals which are this week). So yeah, a few more days and then my plan will start. Bye.


#531

Have you tried pegasi? The shimmer is great!


#532

You seem to have quite a few enemies already at this point, but have one more.


#533

A thread for making enemies? Interesting. In my experience, enemies find you naturally with no effort.


#534

Thanks for your useful opinion, though I’d say you’re putting in the hours.


#535

That seems unnecessarily hostile. But judging by your username, I suppose it fits.


#536

Unnecessarily hostile in an enemy-making thread? You’re making me blush. And it’s not a username; it’s a lifestyle.


#537

You mean you actually are a noble? That explains quite a lot.


#538

What’s your excuse?


#539

I’ve had twenty years of experience working for the government.


#540

That excuses nothing except the outfit.