Incorrect Answers


#722

Claim it’s a rip off of Pokémon.

If there are unicorns, why aren’t there multicorns?


#723

Because, they don’t want to destroy the world yet

Is it possible to make tea without hot water?


#724

Only if it’s with the blood of your enemies.

Why is orange the new black?


#725

Because, orange is finally a color darker than black.

What are combos in fighting games?


#726

A burger, fries and large soft drink.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


#727

Potato miles

Why do we like pizza?


#728

Because we’re lactose-intolerant.

Why is it always sunny in Philadelphia?


#729

Because, in Philadelphia, there is no dark side and Philadelphia doesn’t have cookies either

What is peanut butter?


#730

Well, it’s got BUTT and NUT and PEE in it, so you figure it out.

Hey. Are you gonna eat that?


#731

Yah, I’ll eat her out.

Why does Dante eat so much pizza?


#732

nah you got it backwards, the pizza enjoys eating him.

why is cereal a thing?


#733

Taste me! Successful, attractive people love Drama Flakes!

So, what’s The Tick really like?


#734

Jam and butter sandwiches. Foul and revolting.

Why am I a mess?


#735

You can’t let the package hide the pudding! You gotta smack evil in the nose with the newspaper of justice!

So… who’s a good puppy?


#736

Darkseid.

Where do werewolves live?