I feel threatened and unsafe by that last statement and I don’t like it!
Every conversation they have is
Mung: you should listen to me.
Mel: but I won’t
My friend. Who practices witchcraft. And who takes out his frustrations on casting curses on his close friends.
I believe you
The worst, really
HOW DARE YOU?
Mung: But you should
Mel: But I won’t
goes on for eternity
Oh wauw. That’s not very nice.
But I don’t
I am glad you do. I would never lie.
The cringiest cringe ever.
I don’t know what you’re talking about
BECAUSE I’M RIGHT
Yes you do and I’m going to tell!
Oh yeah? Tell who?
I was actually thinking about that because you’re the owl mum of the thread, so who the fuck do I tell?
We need more grown-ups in this thread.
mom owls shouldn’t abuse their momness like this tho
NO THEY SHOULDN’T!
So I haven’t been writing and I’ve been spending my time like I said, diving deep into the possible arranged marriage for the leftover single Harvers and it is decided one of them has to marry a political enemy’s ex-wife. How do they decide? The youngest? Flip a coin? A race? The Escana version of Rock-Paper-Scissors? She’s a lovely lady but has 5 children, mostly why none of them are eager to take this on.
A…a five person duel?
Is this how they should be making important decisions?
The ex-wife aside this is actually harder than I thought it would be. I really am sitting here like…what would be the most beneficial match for them to make. If I’m having trouble, this will def give Leonides a headache.
CIDRO DID NOT DIE FOR THEM TO FIGHT LIKE THIS.
It’s not a fight. It’s a duel!
And Orland will have plenty of opportunity to bite someone!
They could also play chess.