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#8812

I feel threatened and unsafe by that last statement and I don’t like it!


#8813

Every conversation they have is
Mung: you should listen to me.
Mel: but I won’t

My friend. Who practices witchcraft. And who takes out his frustrations on casting curses on his close friends.

You should

:slight_smile: I believe you :slight_smile:

The worst, really


#8814

HOW DARE YOU?


#8815

Mung: But you should
Mel: But I won’t
goes on for eternity

Oh wauw. That’s not very nice.

But I don’t

:slight_smile: I am glad you do. I would never lie. :slight_smile:

The cringiest cringe ever.


#8816

I don’t know what you’re talking about


#8817

BECAUSE I’M RIGHT


#8818

Yes you do and I’m going to tell!


#8819

Oh yeah? Tell who?


#8820

I was actually thinking about that because you’re the owl mum of the thread, so who the fuck do I tell?

We need more grown-ups in this thread.


#8821

mom owls shouldn’t abuse their momness like this tho :grimacing:


#8822

NO THEY SHOULDN’T! :sob:


#8823

So I haven’t been writing and I’ve been spending my time like I said, diving deep into the possible arranged marriage for the leftover single Harvers and it is decided one of them has to marry a political enemy’s ex-wife. How do they decide? The youngest? Flip a coin? A race? The Escana version of Rock-Paper-Scissors? She’s a lovely lady but has 5 children, mostly why none of them are eager to take this on.


#8824

A duel!


#8825

A…a five person duel?


#8826

Yes!


#8827

Is this how they should be making important decisions?


#8828

Yes!


#8829

The ex-wife aside this is actually harder than I thought it would be. I really am sitting here like…what would be the most beneficial match for them to make. If I’m having trouble, this will def give Leonides a headache.


#8830

CIDRO DID NOT DIE FOR THEM TO FIGHT LIKE THIS.


#8831

It’s not a fight. It’s a duel!

And Orland will have plenty of opportunity to bite someone!

They could also play chess.