and this damn raccoon won’t stop stealing my peanuts
I decided to name him Jose after Jeff Dunham.
And I love him
But sometimes, he’s a sorry piece of shit
but altogether I love him
(so now i start a new story?)
Yeah I think so
September 1, 1989, dear journal
today I saw a squirrel
Dean winchester , He was hanging near the heathers.
Unusual for his size, it appeared he…
Has grown to the size of a average man
and is currently chasing people around the neighborhood…
Ah Dean when will you learn
Now a limp arm hangs from Dean’s gaping maw…
It once belonged to Jason Dean, a high school rebel.
No one liked Jason. Thanks, Dean
Oh wait, now Dean is attacking my mother…
“Dean, no!” I cry, but then I remember…