Story ramblings! The Tea Of The Day Is - Dong Ding Tea!!


#681

Okay.
That’s nice to know.


#682

Well, at least that’s true in the U.S.


#683

I am in the U.S.
Texas.


#684

So you know exactly what I mean. Sex is evil, but violence is totally chill. (And bludgeoning is more acceptable than shooting. Or maybe that one is just my mother.)


#685

I’m in Michigan and it’s freezing as it will be the next few months


#686

What about ripping people to peices, and chopping them to bits with an axe, and putting their hearts into a pile?


#687

As long as there aren’t any boobs shown.


#688

my mom is from Arizona but moved here when she was 16 with my grandma (they both were born and raised in Arizona, both have been in Michigan since they moved here and I’ve only left Michigan once)


#689

It’s just a bunch of men’s remains. Their body parts are strewn across the forest floor, and there is a pile of their hearts around Maria’s feet.


#690

It just describs their limbs.


#691

well, Mature even says extreme gore and violence, it isn’t just for sex, if you ever are unsure, check the Wattpad guidelines


#692

Oh, and their heads ripped off of their shoulders, smashed open, revealing their brains.


#693

Okay.


#694

My computer blocks it so I don’t know if this is the right one:


#695

It was a joke about prudish people who are totally okay with violence.


#696

sounds like zomb stuff


#697

I didn’t realize that.


#698

Eh.
It’s a vampire book. Not a zombie book.


#699

I know, but heads smashed, brains, all sounds like they’re zombies (and I think that would be classified as gore, which goes under Mature if I remember right, I can check)


#700

It’s cool. Should have made it more clear that I was being sarcastic. Hard to read sarcasm on the internet.