The 500 Word Weekend Write-In Discussion Thread


#1611

Thanks.

Got it.


#1612

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#1613

Uh, I clicked right through on it and it doesn’t work!


#1614

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#1615

Cheers @ThomasWalborn - Last week left me too knackered to write much (early mornings) and the weekend was mostly rest and relax mode, but now I’m getting used to the routine, some writing and reading are in the offing!


#1616

O̷̸̞͚ͦͨ̐ͬ̈ͤ̓̾͝f̷̭̣̥̠̞̰̾̔̿̔̚ ̓ͥ̅̍͋͂͊̀ͅͅc̘̱͓̹̪͚̟̜͔͐ͯ͟o͖̜̙͖͐̅̔̿͋̇͒͡ŭ̵̫̠̱͕̮̥̭̞̩ͨ̋̋ͣ̿ͩ͠r̸̢͎̮̜̩ͯ͆̊ͤͦ̐̏sͦ̋ͮ͝҉̞̱̹͔͍͢ȇ̢̗̖̖̻̺̭̜̭̬̄̈́͊͆ͫ͟͞ ̡̰̠͇͕͎͇̞̈̄̾ͩ͛̉ͩỹ͙̟͈̗ͭ̑̇ͦͦ̏͆o̢̲͕̦̲̱͕͉͗͛͛̿̂̿̽̃̈́ų̷̰͓̰ͬͤ̿̍͒̅ͭ́ ̉̄͐҉̢̠̹̼̪̫d̷͙̫̖̤͊͑͐ͩ̋̎̚͢ͅo͎̱͔͙̗̬͈̊̋̚̚͞ ̛͔͉̼͔̗͊͑͊̾́̑͋͘͠C̣͎̩͓͙͉̺̉̓ͥ̈́̅ͨͬ̚ͅh̴͗̓ͮͮ̀̈҉̝͔͎̣̫̣̯̲r̰̠ͣͣ͂i̵̢̼̹̹͙̋ͦͨ͌̂̇̽s̮̎̄̈ͣ̾ͦs̊̿ͩͪ́҉̪̻̖̠̘i̫̘̠̺̮̳͎ͤ̽̾̾̕͢͡e̜̘̳̲̗̼ͮ̇.̸̊҉͍͙ ̭͎̄̋͟͜Y̅͋͌͌̽͏̸͔͕̩o̟̘ͫ̌̚u̩̩̥̤̤̣ͥ̄̈̈͆ͦͪ͡’̖̳̥͎͌̿r͗̍̑͆̑͊҉̝͙̀ẹ̡̪̮͖̔ͬ͊̿̉ ̩̭͎̲̖̠̱̤ͮ͒̽̍̓̏̅̉̑ḁ̥̟̬̐̉ͪ͗̉ ̦̯͚͔̰̜ͮͯ͂̋̚̚͜p̧̛͙̗̼̪̃̆̋̈́͑̋̌ͦͅa̧̼͇͖̣̗ͭ̽̇͆͞r̛̟̭̟̱ͥ̑̈́́̈͐͂ą͈͙̦͚̱̉ͨ͟͡g̷̹̩̖̤͌͛̅ͣ̾ͩ̑̇ͨ͜o̵̘̖̻̺̲̞̻͍̦̒̽̒̎͂͛͛̀͠n̶̸̈́ͪ̀҉̥̦̻͎͈͈ ͭ͊̾̈ͬ̉͗͏̹̠̙̺o̵̦̥̟̍́ͪ̾͂́f͍͍̳̦ͮͥ̆ͥ̃͗́ͅ ̻̹̼̤͖ͣͥ̎̐̎̒͞v̷̸͔̑ͯͭ̏ͩ͡i̘̪͓̜͉ͪ̋̎̉ͦ̀͠ȑ̪̻̗̓̒̇̿ͥͬ̂̚͟ṭ̙̩̮̼̩̪ͩ̈́̆͒̓ͩ́̀͋ȕ̜̳e̙͎̝͇̟̭̳̳̊͠ ̶͖͚̭͓͙ͮ͒ͫ͊͌̀̀̄-̧͚̗̤̝͚͚̮ͬ͊ͭ̐ ̡̡̡͈͇͔̮͒̍̔b̶̡̝̖̀͊̓ͬṷ̗̩̞̙̘̈́͜t̳̪̹͆ͯ̔ͧ́ ̸̴͎̳̣̫̔̔ͫ͒ͩt̵̨͖̼͈͉̹͖ͪ̓ͫ͐͊̉h̠̘̠͙̱͔ͣͣͪ͒͛ͬ͘͘ͅȩ̻͇̤̈́̾n̡̹̻͉͐̇ ̨̿͆҉̩̥͕͚͕̙͕́ẃ̫̟͚̞͊ẹ͐̿̑̏̒͆͛ͤͭ ͇͕͍͂ͩ͆͌̾̏̿́k̴̸̲͙̝̐̌n̲ͯ̾e̙̥͗̃͛͋͝w͚̐͠͞ ̮͍̝̹̰̠̯̃͗ͩ͛̄̋ͭͧ̚͞t͇̖̖̦̮̙͕͔̟ͫͧ̈́ͯ͗̒͐͞͞h͙̟͔̼̪͌̓̽̌ͣ̚̚ͅå̵̸͈̳͙͈ͤt͓̮̠̜͉ͫ̅̈́̏ͦͨͤͅͅ!͕̙͇̰̩̮͈͛̾̚


#1617

A THIRD earth gets added to the mix as The Hypernaut tells the heroes of Earth-F, about the ominous denizens of Earth-B!

https://www.wattpad.com/714105828-time-immemorial-22-7c-the-story-of-b-part-1-1942


#1618

Aha, just as I suspected all along, it’s not a professor this man is [although he has professed/confessed to much], he’s Dr. Willnot in disguise.
But is it a doctorate in medicine [as his handwriting suggests]? Oor a doctor in cryptology [as his handwriting also suggests]??
It’s all too suggestive for paragons and galahs and the like!


#1619

Reading this made me seasick!


#1620

I would just like to know how you (computer geeks?) are able to write all that goobly gook? You’re right, DebbAnn, I just spewed my English muffin on my key board! Or was it an Aussie muffin?


#1621

Here’s my short story for Tomorrow;

Tomorrow Land


#1622

Isn’t the PC term for it a “Commonwealth Muffin”?

If you’re looking for a laugh, suggest biscuits and gravy for breakfast sometime to a brit. I had no idea my friend was picturing cookies smothered in sausage gravy.


#1623

I’m not from the South but I learned to enjoy biscuits and gravy after being introudced to its equilivent SOS in the Army. For you not aquainted with the Army term it’s s*** on a shingle. The Army has such a colourful vocabulary.


#1624

Biscuits? That’s what we call scones. And how do we get such things? I use the Zalgofier.


#1625

Had to google that one. Who said an old dog can’t learn new words?


#1626

It’s the stock-in-trade, isn’t it?


#1627

Osomatsu managed to throw one into the hopper this week but must have sent it to weekendwastein or somesuch bad address as Wattpad has yet to list it among the blessed. Jimt


#1628

I had a Homeland Security character recently use that phrase in a story. The character may have also said “crap on a cracker.”


#1629

Fortunately, the Canadian Forces never reached the dietary lows of the US. In our Navy, Army and Air Force, we ate very well, both the ranks and the officers.


#1630

Hey everybody, welcome 0oso, ( @0osomatsu ), to the forum…

pauses for applause

His ‘Tomorrow’ story was posted three days ago and already has had 18 reads but if you haven’t found it yet, here it is: “Mystery Deaths in a National Park”.