Now here was I, contemplating early Sunday morning sea-fog, drinking my first coffee and woe is me… this squidgy little Brit person emerged from the mists to colour up my cheeks.
I DO try to be nice, BUT… he’s surfing on awfully dangerous wipeout waves [and if they don’t get him, I’m sooling my bestiest drop bears onto him, plus my trained takeaway mosquitoes [no dear, THEY aren’t the takeaway… HE will be!]
Welcome to the group by the way, Ramenia. [and don’t let mediocre performances scare you! Shh… don’t tell anyone, but he’s a bit of a honeybunch behind that uhrr… uhmm… crass language!]
And EPrescott? Welcome to you too??