This thread is cursed


#222

Only the dead can know peace from this hell

Your curse is that you will have to abuse every animal you see


#223

I’M A MONSTER

Your curse is that your computer will always display 404 Site Not Found whenever you try to find something on the internet.


#224

Well, seems like i’ll never be able to use internet again… Until that stupid error disappears!

Your curse is that you can only see p*rn on Google, nothing else.


#225

Please, no.
Your curse is that your coffee is always lukewarm


#226

I don’t drink coffee, but that sounds like a bad curse.

Your curse is that you can’t open your mouth for 3 days


#227

No food, no!

Your curse is that you can’t shut your mouth for three days


#228

Welp, time for me to talk… For three days. That would be a lot.

Your curse is that you will always have 0 followers on Wattpad and you can’t follow anyone on Wattpad


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#229

I . . . just . . . No.

Your curse is that your curry is always not spicy enough/too spicy


#230

Welp, that sounds bad enough

Your curse is that you can write ONLY 1 word in all of your stories


#231

that’s as far as i usually get in my stories anyway

Your curse is that you always feel like you’re about to sneeze… But the sneeze never comes.


#232

Aww, that would be annoying…

Your curse is that the suicide is only option


#233

Goodness, that’s quite a curse.

Your curse is that you will always be just a little physically uncomfortable. Not a lot, just a little, at all hours, of every day,


#234

Now, that’s going to be a real bad curse.

Your curse is that you will be chased by pedophiles every day and every night


#235

Hello! I’m the creator of the first curse. Glad to see we are all having fun cursing one another. Decided I’ll throw in another. Oh and pedophiles chasing me means I will have friends again! YAY!

Your curse is that the floor you walk on will forever be sticky and uncomfortable.


#236

Jokes on you I sit on my bed all day kidding.

Your curse is that every time you type your or you’re it will auto correct to the wrong one and be stuck that way.


#237

I forgot to press reply to you.


#238

Ugh, i would hate that!

Your curse is that your arms are replaced with your legs


#239

OOF WHY

Your curse is that your arms will be replaced with pillows.


#240

Oh, well, shit. Guess i am gonna sleep better.

Your curse is that everything you like will be disliked by everyone.


#241

:stuck_out_tongue:
Your curse is that you can never play video games again.