This thread is cursed


#322

Oh no! Whatever will I do??

You are cursed to make one cringy TikTok a day. No, they cant be good TikToks. When I say cringy, I mean Cringy.

Good luck!


#323

I don’t even have TikTok.

Your next curse will not apply to the recipient.


#324

Yeah, great.

Your curse is that you’ll be happy everyday


#325

thx but i want to write a curse

the tip of your tongue is always burnt


#326

Only sounds as a good excuse for me to be annoyed at people.

Your curse is that you are always tired, but can’t fall asleep.


#327

Shit, that’s horrible

Your curse is that everytime you meet someone, you have to kill them for no reason.


#328

Good thing I haven’t met anybody new in a while!

The only app that works for you is TikTok.


#329

Oh, darn. No more voice changer

Your curse is that you can have ONLY rude comments on your story


#330

Well, I only have one story out at the moment, so it can’t be that bad.

You will always type in horribly translated Chinese


#331

wǒ xǐhuān zhōngwén (i am really sorry if i sound racist, i used Google Translate to try speak in bad Chinese)

Your curse is that you have to listen to Justin Bieber - Baby everyday. No other song can be listened, just Baby.


#332

I can imagine myself screaming “Nooo” everytime I’ll hear “baby, baby, baby Ooh~” (no offense beliebers)

Your curse is that every ice-cream flavor will taste like mint to you. (:smiling_imp:)


#333

Nooo! No more ice cream for me!

Your curse is that once you start watching ONE episode of any show, you won’t be able to move until you watch all episodes of it.


#334

Good thing I left home before reading this post!

Your curse is that you will always have “It’s Everyday Bro” stuck in your head.


#335
  1. I don’t know that song so no
    Your curse is that every man/girl you meet will confess their love to you

#336

That’s a curse?..okay.

Your curse is every door you open will result in water dropping on your head from somewhere randomly.


#337

Ick. Now I’m cold.

Your curse is that you will always be uncomfortably damp.


#338

Oh, no-no.

Your curse is that everytime you start eating some food, time stops. Time will start moving when you finish eating food. Be careful what you eat!


#339

At least I’m a quick eater.

Your curse is that you will win tickets to see Taylor Swift live.


#340

Darn it…

Your curse is that everytime you watch a movie, you replace the protagonist so, you have to experience what protagonist did. If you survive, you’ll get back to real life as if nothing happened (weirdly enough), if you die, you’re dead in real life too despite that you actually died in movie.


#341

It was kinda fun being Wreck-it-Ralph, I can’t lie.

Your curse is that everytime you watch a movie, you replace the antagonist. But if you die, you will be returned to the real world with no injuries.
I’m merciful that way.