We Need More Friends 40.0.0

#8702

I’m racking my brain to find stories even half as interesting as @prettyPoison08 s
All I have is about this girl I know who used to sit on other guy’s laps when she was dating and cuddle up with them and flirt with them and idk how bad that is but man it was so annoying

#8703

paani fekna

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#8704

Aag mein tel daalna.

#8705

ulta chor kotwal ko daante

#8706

I wrote silly, but the auto correct made it idiot.
I am filing a case on auto correct now.

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#8707

Lmao.
Better than my neighbor who thinks Stephen Hawking was an actor starring opposite Leonardo in Titanic :joy:

#8708

Apne per par kulhadi maarna

#8709

hahahah shit seriously?

#8710

Yep. :joy:

#8711

Oh man that is Gold :joy:

#8712

Bandar kya jaane adhrak Ka swaad

#8713

Oh and one more

Newton is the author of ‘Oliver Twist’ :expressionless:

#8714

lurks

#8715

No but for real, this girl had this weird power or something
Guys used to fall for her, she absolutely loved that and she would say no to them and break their hearts
And be like we can still be friends
So then she had these entire gang of guy friends who were secretly in love with her and she loved that attention

#8716

These are too creative man
Like Einstein wrote Ramayana

#8717

Did the girl say anything about me?

#8718

Aw did you want her to?

#8719

Naaah of course not. XD

#8720

I can sense the desperation from all the way here

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#8721

Oof better find the last remaining shreds of dignity I have then. XD

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