therealmystique

therealmystique

"I lost a bet to a dude with a chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work" -Brendon Urie

Hi. Call me Mystique. I’m a 23 yr old dude (who’s also totally not much of a dude) who likes to write about other dudes making out with dudes that also kick a whole lot of ass. I also like to write bad ass women and use as few white people as possible. Really, I just like writing what I want and taking astronomically long times to do it. Cause you know, anything you can do I can do better~! Hope you enjoy!